Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Little girl: I like sex!! I like sex! I like sex!
The little girl's older sister (who is 6 years old): You don't even know what sex is!
Little girl: Yes I do!
Older sister: No you don't!
Little sister: Yes I do! It's prawn dumplings!
Older sister: No it's not.
Little sister: Sex is prawn dumplings!!
Older sister: No it's not! Sex is when mum and dad go into the bedroom and go like this........
Girl: We used to have chickens, but my mum traded them for lemons.
Boy: She traded them?
Girl: Yeah with the neighbor! *pouty, angry look*
Little girl sitting in a Chinese restaurant with her mum:
"I'm not eating this Mum! It smells like a 'gina!!"
Little girl riding her dad's shoulders: "Daddy, can I have a credit card when I'm four?"
Kid 1: "I hate Robotz, one day I'm gonna kill all Robotz."
Brother: "If you hate Robotz, howcome you have Robotz books?"
Kid 1: "So that I can learn about Robotz, so I can know how to kill them."
"Lets play poker"
"How do you do that?"
"You poke people"
"Yeah!"
"Mummy mummy, BIG pencil! But I can't draw with it.."
when she saw the silver minaret on Gallipoli Mosque
Ever since the kids got into the PlayStation their grandparents got them for Christmas, there’s been a slight change in the way they talk. Whenever anyone needs a break, you’ll hear the immortal words "Pause the game, I’ll be back in a minute."
This doesn’t just apply to computer games, they say it in "real life" too. Outside, playing little games or whatever. They’re not obsessed (really!), but it’s funny how they use such a gaming type phrase in day to day life.
My 7 year old daughter was watching me breastfeed the new baby.
Her: How do they stay stuck?
Me: Suction. Suck suck suck suck.
Her: *long pause, intently watching the baby*
Her: I don't know what that tastes like and I don't want to know!
On my daughter's birthday, I asked her how it feels to be seven. She thought about it for a while, and said "It feels the same as being six. You need to get used to it."