Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.

Q: What do you say to a run away stop sign?
A: Stop, sign!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".