Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What's yellow and dangerous? A: Shark infested custard.
Q: Who won the game of chess, the cheetah or the jaguar? A: The cheetah. He cheated!
Q: What is black and white and red all over? A: A sunburnt dalmation
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle? A: Pooched eggs!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: Because nobody else will do it for them.
Q. Why did the cat cross the road? A. To get away from the dog!
Q: Why was the baby ant so confused? A: Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q: What's yellow and dangerous?

A: Shark infested custard.

Q: Who won the game of chess, the cheetah or the jaguar?

A: The cheetah. He cheated!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt dalmation

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?

A: Pooched eggs!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?

A: Because nobody else will do it for them.

Q. Why did the cat cross the road?

A. To get away from the dog!