Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: Why can't jungle animals take a test?

A: Too many cheetahs!

Q: What kind of room can you eat?

A: A mushroom!

Q: What did the ceiling say to the wall?

A: Meet you in the corner!

Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep ?

A: A wooly jumper!

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish ?

A: Swimming trunks!

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!

Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?

A: His horse's name was Friday!

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