Funny jokes for little kids

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Joke

Q: why are anteaters and aardvarks so healthy?

A: they are full of anty-bodies!

Q: How do goldfish go into business?

A: They start small scale.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A: Lambo!