Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: How do you make holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: When does “B” come after “U”? A: When you take some of his honey
Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan? A: A puddle
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings? A: A buccaneer
Q: What 3 inventions help man up in the world? A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock
Q: What has four legs and can't walk? A: A table
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal does? A: Baby elephants

Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it

Q: When does “B” come after “U”?

A: When you take some of his honey

Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?

A: A puddle

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?

A: A buccaneer

Q: What 3 inventions help man up in the world?

A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock

Q: What has four legs and can't walk?

A: A table