Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Miss 3 has decided she doesn't like tap water, especially not when there is orange juice in the house.
Miss 3: "I don't wuv this water"
Me: "why not?"
Miss 3: "Little brother pooped in it. He weally weally needs to poop and he couldn't find the toilet, all he could find is my bottle, so he taked the wid off and he pooped in it."
This translates loosely to "I want some orange juice"
What can you say to that?
My son woke up in the middle of the night crying "I can't sleep ... my bed has lost its neat"
Tucked him back into bed, neatly, and he went back to sleep.
setting: in the car on the way home from dinner out.
j: mommy?
me: yes?
j: i farted.
me: you did?
j: like daddy.
"The North Pole is covered in snow! Polar bears live there! The North Pole is really cold! It's so cold, only Mexicans can live there."
Er, what? Mum and I looked at each other. "What do you mean? Who lives there?"
"Only Mexicans! Because it's so cold!"
"Really?"
"Yes! They live in igloos made from the snow! And they wear big fur coats!"
Oh right. Eskimos.
There is a lady that apparently I look like. People think that I am her all the time. I don't see it. I don't think so. I asked my daughter once if I looked like this other lady. My daughter said, "Oh no...she's much prettier."
thanks. glad I asked...