The funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here are five random children's sayings - refresh this page or click here to see more. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
If you find one you think shouldn't be here, use the "add new comment" link at the bottom to report it.
You can also add your own sayings, or view the entire funny sayings collection in order!

Greater than or equal to

Her: "How many days are there in a year?"
Me: "Usually 365"
Her: "That's way too many."
Me: "Well, sometimes there are 366"
Her: "No way! I can't even count that high! I can only count to a million!"

Add new comment

Double negatives

My daughter talks in double, triple, or even quadruple negatives. It makes her very hard to understand and I am constantly doing doubletakes.

Today she got some new conditioner and said:

"mum, this new conditioner doesn't make my hair not easier to brush".

I think she meant the new conditioner isn't as good as the old.

Add new comment

Clock

Grandson says to Grandmother.

Why do you have a clock outside.

Grandmother says. To tell the time when I'm outside.

Add new comment

Brainy boobs

I was having a conversation with a four year about brains. I told him that brains were in your head, and he goes "No they're not! They're here!" And then he squeezed my right boob.