Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.

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We were in Adelaide the other day and passed a really big cathedral. Miss Almost-4 took one look at it and went "That's HOOOGE! Its not going to fall down. It's stuck."

Tail envy

My daughter has a stuffed donkey and a stuffed siamese looking cat that she sleeps with. When I went in to get her up from her nap today she told me, "Donkey very mad." I asked her why donkey was so mad, and she answered, "Meow have chocolate tail!"
Poor donkey has tail envy.


"I don't like yoghurt" ... why not? "Because the TV says it has bacteria and bacteria makes me sick"


there are two kinds of bleach -- one is for cleaning and one "sucks out all your blood"

Not productive

Son: "Why do I have to go to preschool?"
Me: "So you can become a productive member of society."
Son: "I don't want that to happen to me."