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5 random funny children's quotes
Here are five random children's quotes - refresh this page or click here to see more. These quotes come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around. If you find one you think shouldn't be here, use the "add new comment" link at the bottom to report it.
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Flat ninja
My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
How the hell do I respond to that?
Clocks
One of the children at work has been learning new words this week. We were in her sister's room, changing the sheets on the bed, when she started yelling "Look! A cock! A cock!" With my eyes doing this I said "What's that?" and turned to see her, still yelling "A cock! A cock!" and waving the bedside table CLOCK at me.
I'm just glad she hasn't spotted any clocks out in public lately. Or at least, not when I'm taking her out.
Foot in hand
My son was just sitting next to me, scratching his head with his foot, but holding his foot in his hand.
Me: Why are you scratching your head with your foot?
Son: Because it itches.
Me: But why are you using your foot?
Son: Because my head itches!
Me: Why your foot and not your hand?
Son: I can't use my hand.
Me: Why not?
Son: Because my foot is in it and it's full!