5 random funny children's quotes
Here are five random children's quotes - refresh this page or click here to see more. These quotes come from the kids at my local school and from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Necklaces for teeth
A little girl came up to my sister when she just got braces and asked, "Are those necklaces for your teeth?" She wanted to try them on...
Irish dancing
It is a competitive sport that is very popular. You wear special shoes that are very comfy! People Irish dance all over the world. It is very famous and very fun.
Close resemblance
There is a lady that apparently I look like. People think that I am her all the time. I don't see it. I don't think so. I asked my daughter once if I looked like this other lady. My daughter said, "Oh no...she's much prettier."
thanks. glad I asked...
Talking flowers
The summer my daughter was three she came running upstairs so excited to tell me
"Mommy! the flowers *talk*!!!"
I asked what they said...
"They said they don't have a problem with anything"
She ran back down and outdoors singing.
Shooting us
We had a police officer visit our school and have a conversation with the children regarding safety, etc. When he left, a 3 year old girl said to me “He didn’t even try and shoot us!” I never even thought the children would worry about that!