Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.


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Real mummy

Master Four had a nightmare the other night and wanted his 'real mummy', he was convinced that I was a pretend mummy that had been taken over by an 'alien life force' and I had to answer a series of VERY technical questions and sing our special song just to convince him it was me! 45 minutes later... perhaps it was the fact that I was wearing no makeup... hmmmmm....

Quilts

Me: Don't you want to wear a skirt to the dance thing, so it'll twirl when you spin?
Her: Meh.
Dad: Hey, Scottish guys wear skirts, did you know that?
Her: (Scornful) Yes. They're called quilts.

No underwear

My son is now 7. When he was 5 he was outside with his dad. Somehow a conversation started between my husband and another tenant from the building. She was really tall about 6 feet and was wearing a short skirt. My son is very friendly and ran up and was talking to her. She was talking to him and he went to hug her legs. My husband said our son got a strange look on his face and looked over at him. My husband asked him what was wrong and our son says "Daddy why isn't she wearing underwear?"
My husband said the girl went about 6 shades of red and quickly took off and he was trying not to laugh. I ran into her a couple of days later during a fire alarm and was wondering why she was pointing at my son and whispering to her friend.

Anti bonjour

My daughter was walking past me and said "bonjour" instead of "goodbye". I told her that bonjour meant "hello". So she went "Oh. Anti-bonjour then!"

Antagonising the barbies

Grace is playing Barbies with Juliana and keeps cracking herself up. She would make the dolls talk to each other, then just start giggling. I asked, "What's so funny, Froufy?" "I is antagonizing the princesses!" ::giggles ensue::