The funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here are five random children's sayings - refresh this page or click here to see more. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Evil Easter

My daughter was colouring in an Easter bilby for a competition. She had coloured its eyes red, and I told her to do them black. She looked at me like I was stupid and said "They are supposed to be red, its EVIL".

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Flabby arms

When my daughter was 3 we were visiting my mom in another state, in the summer, she was wearing a tank top and her "flabby" arms showed. Well my daughter walked up to her and said "nonny you have big jigglers my mom just has little ones!" We still laugh about it and measure our "jigglers" when we eat dessert!!!!

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Just close your eyes

DS#1 suddenly howled in a ~~annoying~~ dramatic manner halfway through dinner at Jack's Place. So obviously all heads at the table turned and looked at him to which he lapped up the attention and continued howling. He finally told us that he had bit his tongue and that it was very painful.

Younger DS calmly told him "Just close your eyes and drink water!"

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Good girl

I changed my daughter's nappy after a long drive and told her "you wear nappies when we go out and use the potty at home". She replied "Yeah! I a good girl now!"

So cute!

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Milk comes from ...

Yesterday we went to the fair and she was loving this cow and talking to it and mooing at it, and there was a guy standing nearby who said, "She's going to be milked in about 15 minutes over there if you want to come watch."
So after we had looked at a few more animals we went and watched the milking demonstration. It was fascinating, he didn't do it by hand he had a trailer with a professional type hook-up and he talked about how they do it at the big dairies. But anyway, the demonstration got all done and we were leaving and I said to her, "Now you know where milk comes from."
She replied, "Yes, from cow's butt."