Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.


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All the way home toe

My daughter at 2 yrs old....she hurt her toe.... knowing it wasn't that bad, she kept saying I hurt my toe mommy...LOOK!
Finally she said to me MOMMY I hurt my all the way home toe!!!

Bugblatter

We had this bug in the kitchen last week - a HUGE bug. I'm sure it was some kind of beetle, but what it really looked like was a giant cockroach. It had to be at least 1.5 inches long.
Daughter and I were afraid to kill it - can you imagine the crunch under a paper towel and the ensuing slime?
So I called up my son, age 15. He took a look, grabbed a paper towel and just tossed it on top of the creature. Obviously, that wasn't going to do the trick. I told him that a good son kills bugs for his mother.
He replied, "Real women aren't afraid of bugs."
Damn kid. I told him, "Touché!"

Bricks

Derek and Vincent have a collection of those cardboard bricks that initially have to be folded together to make them into their brick shape. I walked past Derek's room this afternoon to see him unfolding all of the bricks.
Me: Why did you take apart your bricks?
Derek: They're Transformers.
Me: Oh really? What have they transformed into?
Derek: Messed up bricks.

Robot folder

I was folding towels yesterday, and Shane asked, "Do you have to do that?"
I replied, "Yes, they aren't going to fold themselves."
"Why don't you get a machine to do it," he said.
"That's a great idea! Can you make me one?"
"Like 3PO? Does that sound good?"
"Perfect."

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