Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Just then, we were looking at a Q and A segment in a child's magazine. One of the questions was "An insect has 6 legs, how many more legs does a spider have?" We asked Will, thinking he would maybe be able to work it out by mentally picturing the two. So I asked him, and he said "one (pause for dramatic effect) PAIR!", then he burst out laughing.
Is that when mommy came to work for us?
Miss 5 just got really exasperated at me ... put her hands on her hips and declared ... "Mum, you're acting like a grown up!"
Um - what can one say?
"I must buy some budgie seed" I said whilst out shopping. "Oooh !" said my 3 year old son. "If you plant them, will budgies grow ?"
When trying to talk to my 2 year old about using the toliet. I ask her if she "needs to pee pee on the toliet". Recently when it rains, she'll say "Pee pee toliet outside". it took me a few days of rain to realize that was her way of saying it was raining.