Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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My dad got remarried & had 3 more kids, when we were out at a restaurant the oldest (who is now taller than I will EVER be) had to use the bathroom so he said: My penis has a headache! (my step-mother figured she should teach him the proper name for body parts, I think she stopped with him!)
Little brother: Mommy, we got you a present.
Big brother: That's a secret. Remember how you told me you were going to be a big boy and keep our secret?
Little brother: It's a camera!
Big brother: It's supposed to be a secret. Do you know what a secret is?
Little brother: Secrets are cameras.
We were away over the weekend and forgot Miss 3's chocolate milkshake mix (which is a syrup) and had to give her Milo instead (which is a chocolate powder).
Miss 3 wasn't impressed by the "chocolate salt" we gave her.
My son woke up in the middle of the night crying "I can't sleep ... my bed has lost its neat"
Tucked him back into bed, neatly, and he went back to sleep.
Lady in store: Is that your son?
Me: No, this is my grandson.
Lady in store: Your grandson? You look too young to be a grandmother?
Me: Thank you.
Grandson: She’s not young. She’s 38.