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The funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here are five random children's sayings - refresh this page or click here to see more. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Neutered

We took my dog to the vet once. She got neutered. It means she can't have puppies. We got my mom neutered too.

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Grow up, mum

Miss 5 just got really exasperated at me ... put her hands on her hips and declared ... "Mum, you're acting like a grown up!"

Um - what can one say?

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Fat

I commented to my daughter I was getting fat. She put her arms around me, said "No mum, you're only *this* big. You're not fat like Josie's Pop and Josie's Nan and Josie's Mum and Josie's Dad. Even the boys in Josie's family are pregnant!"

I just couldn't stop laughing. She was right, they are all fat ...

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Rocking cabbage

I was making coleslaw for dinner and had a quarter cabbage sitting on the table, cut sides up. My 2yo came up, started rocking it, and declared "is not cabbage. Is see-saw"

(a see saw is a teeter totter in some countries)

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Snot snacks

"If there are no snacks, and there is no food in the house, that's ok because I can just pick my nose and eat some snot. I love snot!"

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