Not my friend
My friend's son has been telling me I'm his best friend for a couple of weeks. Then I told him off for snatching a bill from my desk, and ripping it up. He quite sternly told me I'm not his best friend any more.
Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
You can also add your own sayings, or view 5 random funny quotes!
Octopus
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
When you grow up
A six-year-old boy once told me (when I was 16), "I'm going to marry you when you grow up." Interesting that he recognized I still had some growing up to do, but thought he was ready for marriage - or at least would be by the time I was. And it was not a proposal but rather a decree; I apparently had no say in the matter.
Mouth farts
*burp* Oh 'scuse me; I farted in my mouth.
Nothing wrong with it
Miss 9 came in with a slinky that was noticeably warped and twisted.
She announced "its a bit bent but there's nothing wrong with it" and then marched back out again.