My daughter has a fondness for all things princess related. Anyway, she got a brand new pencil crayon box, so she was colouring pictures in her princess book. As she was colouring, she started to give her princess red hair. I asked is she was making her look like Ariel, her latest favourite princess. She replied, "No Mom, I'm not making them look like Ariel, I'm just making them look fa-a-a-bulous!"
Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings
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Miss 10 has been writing things in her own "language", which looks very impressive.
Me: "is it just straight letter substitution?"
Her (without pausing): "yes"
Me: "do you know what substitution is?"
Her (long pause): "no ..."
After explaining to her what substitution meant and then taking a few pages of her coded writing away, we cracked it in about 2 hours - made somewhat harder by spelling errors, made-up words, wrong letters and several very similar symbols.
I can now write her notes in her own "language" and leave them for her to find.
"If I had a million dollars I would buy a house with big robot legs."
My toddler found some steel nuts and washers. She declared that the washers were "wheel screws". They're round and were in a jar of screws, that sounds like a very sensible way to describe them.
Our toddler opened the fridge and noticed we have bananas. She announced:
"Got nanas! Nanas so good! Nanas so good in my tummy!"