Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.


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Hair dye

A couple weeks ago, I allowed my daughter to put temporary red streaks in her hair (winter break). She was quizzing me about temporary hair dye, permanant hair dye, how it works, etc. I explain to her at some point that it's a bad idea to start dying your hair permanantly, because then you have to continue to do it the rest of your life, or else your hair will be half one color, and half another. She said, "Like yours?" with a smirk on her face.

Do you want fries with that?

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story
about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke into the instrument:
"Welcome to McDonald's. - May I take you order?"

Pick a sister

Telling my 8 year old the new baby is a boy and not to worry we will try for a sister next time, "so can i come with you to the hospital to pick it out? or do we go the doctor's to go do that?"

Knows what she wants

Our toddler had dragged a chair up to the pantry again and was rummaging around in there. I told her to get out of there and close the door. Her reply?
"No mummy, I'm looking for chocolate".