Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.

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I haven't got a hair style. You can have long hair styles or short hair styles, but I don't really have any hair style. I'm going to get my Daddy to take me to the hair cuts to get me a hair style.

Pregnant? I don't see it

Someone I know pointed to her tummy and told my 4yr old daughter that there was a little girl in there. She said "in your shirt" and she said "no, in my tummy" so my daughter lifted the reporters shirt and said, "I can't see it"!!

Old age

Her: "Mum, how old is Coco's grandpa?"
Me: "Not sure, he's in his 60s"
Her: "So why does he look like he's in his 80s!"
Me: ...
Her (before I can answer): "Mum, how old is Coco's nana?"
Me: "About the same age as little grandma"
Her: "Then why does she look so much worser!"
Me: ...
I told her it's because they smoke, and smoking makes you wrinkly. I'm sure she will go and tell this to Coco, who will then tell her nana, who will tell me. Argh.


My son is really into animals right now. Ducks make a quack quack noise. Cats meow. A pig makes a snorty noise. And everything else goes Mooooo!
My husband and I were walking on the boardwalk with our son in his stroller. There was a couple sitting on one of the benches on the side of the boardwalk, with a very very large dog. Lucas took one look at the dog, pointed at it and said "Mama! Mooooooooo!"


Yesterday I was trying on clothes in the maternity store and could hear a little girl (about 6 or 7) in the stall next to me with her mom. The mom was explaining to her about the pillow that you wrap around your belly to see how big you will get.
Then I hear singing:
"IIIIIIiiiiIiiIIIii haaaaave a baby in my tummy! IIIiiiiiIIIii eat goood foods to make the baby healthy! IIIiiiiiIIIIi look like mommy! My baaaaaaaaby will stay in my tummy until I'm 30 and ready to be a mommy too!!"
When I came out of the dressing room my friend was biting her lip and practically in tears trying not to laugh because apparently while the girl was singing she had the belly around her tummy and was dancing all through the store while rubbing her pillowed-belly.