Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.

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Miss 3 came inside and flopped down on the couch, grotty shoes and all.
I asked her to take her shoes off.
The reply? "No, you do it. I can't. I'm sitting now."

Tastes good

I was looking at my roses, and they had aphids all over the new flower buds. I said "this is the problem with roses, they taste good".
My toddler piped up with:
"Tastes good in my mouth! Tastes good in Aisha's mouth too!"

Anti bonjour

My daughter was walking past me and said "bonjour" instead of "goodbye". I told her that bonjour meant "hello". So she went "Oh. Anti-bonjour then!"

Crackers with bones

Miss 4 has always called chicken drumsticks either "chicken handles" or "chicken bones". We recently bought some chicken flavoured crackers shaped like drumsticks, and she calls them "bone crackers".

Wee race

I walked past my toddler sitting on the potty, intently reading a book. A few moments later she rushed up to me, very excited, and said "I've finished the wee! Yay! I won!"
I wonder what she thought she'd won?