NEW! - children's photo dictionary
Here are five random children's quotes - refresh this page or click here to see more. These quotes come from the kids at my local school and from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
Mom: “Son, did you know that Uncle is a doctor?”
Son leans in to sniff Uncle.
Son, with an incredulous look: “But he doesn’t smell like one!”
The summer my daughter was three she came running upstairs so excited to tell me
"Mommy! the flowers *talk*!!!"
I asked what they said...
"They said they don't have a problem with anything"
She ran back down and outdoors singing.
Michael thinks that a microwave is a Michael-wave, unless it is at someone else's house, then it is (insert-name-here)-wave, as in Grandpa-wave.
You really shouldn't say 'I Love You' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.