Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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My son, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, ’cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago"
Ewww ...
My husband was driving the car, and were pulling out of a parking spot on a hill. He backed up, waited for a car to pass, then hit the gas. He was still in reverse, so we slipped back a bit and said "whoops!".
Our newly four year old pipes up in a REALLY teenagey voice, "Dad, do you KNOW how to drive this thing or what?"
I was taking a shower and my son who was 3 at the time turned around and saw me before I could hurry up and put the towel around me. He asked me, "Why don't you have a pee-pee like me and daddy?" So I told him that girls don't have pee-pees like boy's. So he looked at me and said,"Well I'll tell daddy to buy you one".
We went to a little Independence day celebration thing this morning and there were some firefighters there giving the kids a tour of their firetruck. This little boy jumped up in the seat and had the following conversation with a fireman:
boy: I sure wish I could be a firefighter and drive this truck!
ff: Well maybe you can someday when you get a little older.
boy: My birthday is in August! Then I will be older.
The fireman asked him how old he was and told him he'll have to have 13 more birthdays before he can drive the firetruck. The kid looked crushed.
I pointed at an ambulance that was driving by and said, "Look, Ben! An ambulance! It's taking sick people to the hospital so they can get better."
Ben studied it carefully, then exclaimed "Boo boo bus!" He's now calling all ambulances boo boo buses.