The funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here are five random children's sayings - refresh this page or click here to see more. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Ribs

At the rib fest today, which I'm told is the 2nd largest rib competition in North America, so picture a big park full of contestants selling ribs. My 5 yr.old nephew turns to me and says, "This place doesn't have much of a selection". LOL.

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See you in Montana

K2: Mom, can I live with you when I grow up?

K1: Dad says when you turn 18 you are out of the house. You’ve got to “Get a life!”

K2: But, I want to live with you, Mommy.

Mom: I’d like you to live with me, I suppose I could charge you rent.

K1: How much would that be, Mom?

Mom: Oh, maybe $1200 a month.

K1: Are you crazy? $1200? For $1200 I could get my own condo or something.

Mom: Do you realize the house across the street is renting for $8000.00 a month? Do the math. You might be able to get a nice condo in Montana.

K1: See you in Montana, Mom!

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So ugly

One day i asked my cheeky 5 year old

“Can mummy have a kiss?”
he replied almost instantly with

“oh alright, but you’re so damn ugly!” in a funny little accent Kissed me and walked off.

I was left standing in the kitchen studying my reflection in a fry pan - thinking when did i suddenly get so damn ugly???

It wasn’t until later that I walked into the lounge room & found him watching Madagascar 2 that I saw one of the penguins say
“I could kiss you monkeyman”
and the monkey replied
“Oh alright, but you’re so damn ugly”

Apparently I’m not so ugly after all! Cute n’ Cuddly boys - cute n’ cuddly! tongue laugh

Movies have a lot to answer for!