5 random funny children's quotes

Here are five random children's quotes - refresh this page or click here to see more. These quotes come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around. If you find one you think shouldn't be here, use the "add new comment" link at the bottom to report it.
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Being sick

When asked if he is sick, he replied "No I'm not sick, my batteries have just runned out"

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Tasty

My daughter has somehow arrived at the conclusion that tasty = bad. Whenever she doesn't want to finish eating or drinking something she says, "It's too tasty."

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Cranky

Me: Honey, you’re only going to go to school for a half day today.
J: Why?
Me: Because when you stay for a whole day you are very cranky when you come home.
J: But Mommy, I want to stay a long time with my friends.
Me: Honey, I’m sorry ... you’re just too cranky when you stay all day.
J: You know what Mommy? Sometimes I’m cranky when I stay for a half day, too.

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Aristocats

"I'm watching the astro kitties!" says my daughter, as she sits down to watch Disney's Aristocats.

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Love thy nipples

Mom: I love you so much! I love every last bit of you!
Her: Even my nipples?

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