Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.

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Solar Power

"you know it comes from those roof windows so we don't waste electricity"

Not enough

"I'm going to have another drink. I've had one drink too less today"

Greater than or equal to

Her: "How many days are there in a year?"
Me: "Usually 365"
Her: "That's way too many."
Me: "Well, sometimes there are 366"
Her: "No way! I can't even count that high! I can only count to a million!"

Water blindness

My 5-year-old brother and sister like to play in the water in the bathroom sink. I knew he was doing it when he ran out of the bathroom and ran to moms room. So I said"if there I water in there you better clean it up" he said "there's not!" So I go in there and sure enough there's water everywhere. He told mom that I had water blindness and could only see things as water and that's why I saw water.


I brought A a new pair of underwear out yesterday and he took one look at them and said "Death to the undies!".