I Believe
I Believe there is a mountain. I believe there is a wave. I believe that many of us are waiting for someone to help us through that place that none know about so forgive us Lord and say too bad for we are happy now.
Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Penis
Long story short my son was about 3 and found out that his best pall Breanna was a girl and girls dont have a penis. That was the reason she sat to go pee-pee. We were out fishing at a lake. Well he was so hurt and I explained that ALL women dont have a penis instead we have what we have. Well he thought on it a minute and asked the above.
"Well can we just go and buy her a penis mom?"
Wet the bed
I was minding miss-three-from-next-door. I told her we were changing the sheets and she looked at me sympathetically and said "why, did you wet the bed"!!
Brainwashing
My son was about 4, it was right after Halloween and he was in a very giving mood. He said, "I'm going to share all my candy with everyone in the whole world except the devil, the bad guys, and the Dallas Cowboys."
Bomb, duck, same thing
My in-laws took my nephews, nearly 5 and 6.5 at the time, up to London a month or two ago. They went to the Science Museum, and had their bags checked by security as they entered. The security guard explained that he was looking for anything that could be dangerous.
"You mean like a bomb?" asked one boy.
And his younger brother pipes up, "You mean like a duck?"