Funny things kids say - 5 random sayings

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.

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My daughter has a fondness for all things princess related. Anyway, she got a brand new pencil crayon box, so she was colouring pictures in her princess book. As she was colouring, she started to give her princess red hair. I asked is she was making her look like Ariel, her latest favourite princess. She replied, "No Mom, I'm not making them look like Ariel, I'm just making them look fa-a-a-bulous!"


Miss 10 has been writing things in her own "language", which looks very impressive.
Me: "is it just straight letter substitution?"
Her (without pausing): "yes"
Me: "do you know what substitution is?"
Her (long pause): "no ..."
After explaining to her what substitution meant and then taking a few pages of her coded writing away, we cracked it in about 2 hours - made somewhat harder by spelling errors, made-up words, wrong letters and several very similar symbols.
I can now write her notes in her own "language" and leave them for her to find.

Robot legs

"If I had a million dollars I would buy a house with big robot legs."


My toddler found some steel nuts and washers. She declared that the washers were "wheel screws". They're round and were in a jar of screws, that sounds like a very sensible way to describe them.


Our toddler opened the fridge and noticed we have bananas. She announced:
"Got nanas! Nanas so good! Nanas so good in my tummy!"