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Funny things kids say
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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me: you drive me crazy
master 3: I'm not driving you! I'M NOT DRIVING YOU! You are not a car, and you don't have a steering wheel on your tummy. I'm not driving you, you are not a car, you are mummy.
..can't debate his powers of reasoning, can we?
Last night I asked my 3yr old for the iPad to look at my pancake recipe, she replied "don't you know that my daddy is very clever and doesn't need the computer to make pancakes!" My husband uses a pancake bottle to make them! I was cooking them from scratch!
Master 4: It's the moon! It's like an egg!
Miss 5: I want a pickle
Me: But we're about to have sausages for dinner
Miss 5: But a pickle is like a sausage
Sausage shaped maybe, but a lot greener and tastes very different :)
Various family members: "What did you get for Christmas?"
Master 3: "Presents"
Various family members: "What kind of presents?"
Master 3 (with that tone suggesting the person is rather stupid): "CHRISTMAS presents"
My 4 year old cousin and his pregnant mom:
Mom: so what do you think we should do today?
4yo: hmm.. Ice cream, playground, or surgery to get the baby out!!!
Miss 4 came in with her stuffed cat.
Miss 4: "My cat eated a mouse."
Me: "Did it taste nice?"
Miss 4: "No. It was a computer mouse."
Miss 4 wanted some of my lunch to try, to see what it tastes like. So I gave her some, and she said
"I tasted it and it tasted like what it tastes like."
I'd been umming and aahing for a while what to have for lunch, and I'd been saying to myself "I don't know what I want to have for lunch" while I was doing it.
Miss 4 being far less indecisive came up to me and said "I thinked about what to have for lunch and I knowed."
Miss 4 was looking over my shoulder at my screen while I was looking at Wikipedia.
"Mum, why is there a puzzle on that moon?"