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The funny things kids say
These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.If you find one you think shouldn't be here, use the "add new comment" link at the bottom to report it.
You can also add your own sayings, or view 5 random sayings!
Little brother
My toddler has a new little brother. She's very cute with him. When I am trying to feed him, she'll come up, give him a big hug and announce "I WUV the baby!"
Wee race
I walked past my toddler sitting on the potty, intently reading a book. A few moments later she rushed up to me, very excited, and said "I've finished the wee! Yay! I won!"
I wonder what she thought she'd won?
Swimming poo
Our 2.5yo is toilet training. This morning she came marching up to me with a potty with wee *and* poo in it, swirling it around, and announced "Look! Swimming poo!"
French kissing
I had the two girls (9 and 2) in the bath together. After the bath, the bigger one announces "She kept kissing me! She stuck her TONGUE in my mouth! And she wiggled it around like a WORM! And she KEPT DOING IT!"
The next day, the little one was doing her best to French kiss *me*. Argh!
Broken bum
If you break your gluteus maximus, will you get constipated?
