Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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My daughter has a fondness for all things princess related. Anyway, she got a brand new pencil crayon box, so she was colouring pictures in her princess book. As she was colouring, she started to give her princess red hair. I asked is she was making her look like Ariel, her latest favourite princess. She replied, "No Mom, I'm not making them look like Ariel, I'm just making them look fa-a-a-bulous!"
"I loooooooooove Blake. He's so nice...except for when he calls me a butthead and puts glue in my hair."
Here’s a little snippet of a conversation Sweet Pea and I had last night during American Idol:
SP: Asa? That’s his name? A-S-A is not a name.
Me: Well, yes, that’s his name. Pretty much anything someone can think of can be a name.
SP: So Buttface is a name!
Apparently this morning while my loving father was letting me sleep in for just a little while, he undertook the task of feeding my 4 and 1 year old. I had told him the evening before that there were eggs and sausage in the fridge and the boys could eat that.
So, Grandpa got to work on making a delicious breakfast for the boys. After making it, Big Brother looked at the sausage and commented, "Grandpa, you cooked the sausage different than mommy does." Next, he said, "Mommy’s eggs don’t look like that ... they are flat." Grandpa, being the wise man that he is, decided to explain to my son how some people make food differently. "Your mommy and I just make things differently," he said. To that, my 4 year old said, "Why, because you are old?"
A little boys says, "Texas is where my cousin who is in jail lived."
Me: Honey, you’re only going to go to school for a half day today.
J: Why?
Me: Because when you stay for a whole day you are very cranky when you come home.
J: But Mommy, I want to stay a long time with my friends.
Me: Honey, I’m sorry ... you’re just too cranky when you stay all day.
J: You know what Mommy? Sometimes I’m cranky when I stay for a half day, too.
Mom: don’t pick your nose while your finger nail polish is still wet.
The other night while playing in the tub, J took a toy frying pan, put it on her head and said, "Look mom, I’m a pothead!"
Daughter, surprised that the chicken we are eating tastes good: "Now I know why kids aren’t allowed to complain about their dinner. Because every once in a while it’s actually delicious!"
Mom, I want you to turn the sky to sunny.