Me: Honey, you’re only going to go to school for a half day today.
J: Why?
Me: Because when you stay for a whole day you are very cranky when you come home.
J: But Mommy, I want to stay a long time with my friends.
Me: Honey, I’m sorry ... you’re just too cranky when you stay all day.
J: You know what Mommy? Sometimes I’m cranky when I stay for a half day, too.

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