Bleached dummy
We bought the baby a bigger dummy (pacifier). It looks virtually the same as the old one, but is a pastel green not a bright green. My older daughter noticed the new dummy and asked "mum, why is her dummy bleached?"
Funny things kids say
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
You can also add your own sayings, or view 5 random funny quotes!
Slow
My daughter is very verbose. Today, I said "he's a bit slow" and she said "his time processes aren't particularly right"
Wealth and health
Weath is the money, the health need money
Boo boo bus
I pointed at an ambulance that was driving by and said, "Look, Ben! An ambulance! It's taking sick people to the hospital so they can get better."
Ben studied it carefully, then exclaimed "Boo boo bus!" He's now calling all ambulances boo boo buses.
Maypoles
My son calls nipples 'maypoles'. Also, any kind of blemish or bite that resembles a blemish is also called a maypole. Cracks me up. He has a slight rash on his bottom from wearing his bathing suit to camp, and he came to tell me about how he had maypoles all over his butt.
Peach mangoes
My daughter had a hard time believing that the peaches I gave her recently were not mangoes, so now both peaches and mangoes are peach-mangoes in order to reconcile this dilemma.
Lie to me
Mom, is it okay to lie to yourself?
Learn to drive, dad
My husband was driving the car, and were pulling out of a parking spot on a hill. He backed up, waited for a car to pass, then hit the gas. He was still in reverse, so we slipped back a bit and said "whoops!".
Our newly four year old pipes up in a REALLY teenagey voice, "Dad, do you KNOW how to drive this thing or what?"
Potty time
On one of his first trips out of the house without a diaper, our father took J to a hardware store. My father got distracted and J wandered away. Dad soon heard him yelling "I did it! I go potty!" and found him clapping and dancing next to a display toilet in the plumbing department.
Why'd you put it back!
On Friday my daughter had tuck, which cost $3, and I sent her with a $5 note.
On Monday before she went to school I asked her for the change, which resulted in this conversation:
Her: "But I already gave you the change!"
Me: "No you didn't"
Her: "Yes I did!"
Me: "No you didn't"
Her: "I did too. I remember it." *rummages in bag*
Me: "No you didn't"
Her, finding the change envelope in her bag: "What did you put it back in my bag for!"