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Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?
A: Thunder pants!
A: Thunder pants!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A: The meat ball!
A: The meat ball!
Q. What has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes?
A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line
A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!