Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?

A: Rudolf
Q: Why did Sam's dad kick the computer

A: Because he wanted to re-boot it
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: what do you call a dancing sheep?

A: a baaaallarina

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