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Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What is a cat's favorite car?

A: a catillac
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud

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