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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?
A: A Pork Chop
A: A Pork Chop
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.
A: You take the s off.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
A: He didn't have the guts!
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking