Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the snail cross the road?

A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!
Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!
Q: Which side of a parrot has the most feathers?

A: The outside!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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