Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?

A: By taking the psycho path!

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