Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.

Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?

Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: the sea weed!

Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR