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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.
Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7 8 9!!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

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