Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.

Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!

Q: Why did the man burn his ear?

A: He answered the iron!

Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?

A: He was caught bread handed!

Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch