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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: ...footprints in the butter

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