Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moooovies

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it!

Q: What is green and sings ?
A: Elvis parsley

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. ground beef