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A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What is the longest word in the word?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash.
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.
Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

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