Funny jokes for little kids

Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missle toe!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

A: Because of its bark.

Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!

Q: which is the most talkative flower?
A: tulip because it has two lips

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!