Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: What has four legs and can't walk?
A: A table

There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"