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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You're too young to smoke
A. You're too young to smoke
Q: why is the ocean so friendly?
A: Because it gives out BIG waves!
A: Because it gives out BIG waves!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.
A: You take the s off.