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A pregnancy and parenting comic.

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Online books for small children.

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Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q) What goes up and down but never moves?
A) Stairs
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: What did the berry say to the other berry?

A: I am berry happy
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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