Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why did the onion cry?

A: Because it cut itself

Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it

Q: How does the teacher read schoolwork?

A: With her pupils.