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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A: Lambo!
A: Lambo!
Q: How many people does it take to fix an ice cream van?
A: 100s and 1000s
A: 100s and 1000s
Q: What do you get from nervous cows?
A: Milk shakes
A: Milk shakes
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!