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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What is the pirates favourite letter?
A: arrrrrrr!
A: arrrrrrr!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!
Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite
A: Frostbite