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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
A: It let out a little wine.
A: It let out a little wine.
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?
A: By taking the psycho path!
A: By taking the psycho path!