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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?
A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.
A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: PORK-CHOP!
A: PORK-CHOP!
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?
A: a life saver!
A: a life saver!