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Jokes for little kids
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Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
Q: what do you call a dancing sheep?
A: a baaaallarina
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!!
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