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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?
A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!
A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!
Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?
A: to the "stake" house
A: to the "stake" house
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.