Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to get upset, it's just me

Q: what kind of animal is a ghost's favorite?

A: A cariBOO!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: How do goldfish go into business?

A: They start small scale.

Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a chicken?

A: a cockapoodledoo!