Funny jokes for little kids

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Kid's joke

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.

Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?
A: Noah's Shark!

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.

Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?
A: Because it was drunk in a public place.