Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What does not get wet when it rains?
A: The ocean
Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.