Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge.
Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie
A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
A: she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!