Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a chicken?
A: a cockapoodledoo!
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!