Funny jokes for little kids

Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?

A: By taking the psycho path!

Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!

Q: What did the ceiling say to the wall?

A: Meet you in the corner!

Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.