Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why did the Dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because Chickens weren't invented yet.

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: Why did the man burn his ear?

A: He answered the iron!

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?