Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did the ceiling say to the wall?

A: Meet you in the corner!

Q: Where did the one-legged man work?

A: I-Hop

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.

Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?

A: to the "stake" house

Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?

A: spookghetti