Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

Q : why did the horse cross the road

A : because the chicken got hit

Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE

Q: where do polar bears put their money?

A: in snow banks

Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"