Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the cheese cross the road?

A: to get cheesed out

Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR

Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.