Funny jokes for little kids

Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.

Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!

Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.