Funny jokes for little kids

Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.

Q: What is a cats favorite button on a remote?

A: The paws button.

Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missle toe!!!!!!!!

Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.