Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Q: What do you get from nervous cows?
A: Milk shakes

Q: why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: because he was looking for Pooh!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.

Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean