Funny jokes for little kids
Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?
A: when U and I aren't there!
Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?
A: Moooove over!
Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?
A. Because they were all stuck together.