Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.

Q: why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: because he was looking for Pooh!

Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?

A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.

Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.