Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean

Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.