Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

knock knock
who's there?
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.

knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.