Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?

A: Because nobody else will do it for them.

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moooovies

Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?

A: By taking the psycho path!

Q: which is the most talkative flower?
A: tulip because it has two lips