Funny jokes for little kids
Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?
A: Noah's Shark!
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!!
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.