Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot

Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

knock knock
who's there?
snowman
snowman who?
snowman are you not surprised I can talk?

Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!