Funny jokes for little kids

What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"

Knock knock
Who's there?

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.

Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.