Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What 3 inventions help man up in the world?
A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock

Q: why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: because he was looking for Pooh!

Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7 8 9!!

Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?