Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts!

Q: What is a cat's favorite car?

A: a catillac

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: a meowntain

Q: What did the berry say to the other berry?

A: I am berry happy