Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet

Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"

Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus.