Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

knock knock
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?

Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash

Q: Why did the man burn his ear?

A: He answered the iron!