Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash

Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.

Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.