Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What kind of driver has no license?

A: Screwdriver!

Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Q: what animal is always lost?

A: a where wolf