Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why did the computer need glasses?
A: To fix his web sight.

Q: What word is broken when spoken?

A: SILENCE

Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!

Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.

Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.