Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

Q. Why did fruit punch and cereal box?

A. Because they were having a food fight.

Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.