Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7 8 9!!

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.