Funny jokes for little kids

Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!

Q: have you heard the roof joke?

A: Nevermind, it'll go over your head.

knock knock
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.