Funny jokes for little kids

Q: how do you close an envelope under water?
A: with a seal!

Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. ground beef