Funny jokes for little kids
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
knock knock
who's there?
snowman
snowman who?
snowman are you not surprised I can talk?
Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!