Funny jokes for little kids

knock knock
who's there
doctor
doctor who?

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: BARK BARK

Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!

Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.

Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot