Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.

Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.