Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.

Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.

Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.

Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!