Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!

Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.

Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?

A: A title wave

Q: What has 6 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck