Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!

Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage

Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot

Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missle toe!!!!!!!!