Funny jokes for little kids

Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

knock knock
who's there?
snowman
snowman who?
snowman are you not surprised I can talk?

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. ground beef

Q: What word is broken when spoken?

A: SILENCE