Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!

knock knock
who's there?
snowman
snowman who?
snowman are you not surprised I can talk?

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.