Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?

A: Hisssssstory

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!