Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop