Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!

Q: What’s the biggest mouse in the world?
A: Hippoptamouse

Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.