Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!
Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?
A: Missle toe!!!!!!!!