Funny jokes for little kids
Q: Why did the Dinosaur cross the street?
A: Because Chickens weren't invented yet.
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: Why did the man burn his ear?
A: He answered the iron!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?