Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you give a dog for a fever? A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides? A: Horse with his eyes shut
Q: Who went into the bear’s cave and came out alive? A: The bear
Q: What do you call a baby whale? A: A little squirt
Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot!
Q: What’s black & white and eats like a horse? A: A zebra!
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? A: The outside!

Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?

A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides?

A: Horse with his eyes shut

Q: Who went into the bear’s cave and came out alive?

A: The bear

Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt

Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Q: What’s black & white and eats like a horse?

A: A zebra!