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Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why do kangaroo mothers dread bad weather?

A: Because their joeys have to play inside
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal does?
A: Baby elephants
Q: Where do cows go on holiday?

A: Moo-York
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.

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