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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?
A: A title wave
A: A title wave
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!