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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?
A: Because its horns don't work!
A: Because its horns don't work!
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?
A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What's a horses favorite drink?
A: Lemon-neighed!
A: Lemon-neighed!