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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?
A: Because they have two left feet.
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: What is the longest word in the word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
A: It was learning a new language.