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Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q. Why did the dog cross the road????

A. To chase the cat on the other side!!!
Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!
Q: What did the boat say to the other boat?

A: Sea you later.
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.

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