Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: When do antelopes celebrate their birthdays?

A: On a leap year!!

knock knock!
whos there?
who
who who?
I didn't know you speak owl!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

A child asked the mother why is your hair is becoming grey?
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"