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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A: Lambo!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What color is a Ghost?
A: Boo!
Q: What color is A Baby Ghost?
A: Baby boo!
Q: What is the longest word in the word?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.

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