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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
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Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: blue cheese!
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