Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pika
Pika-Who?
PikaChu!
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: How do goldfish go into business?

A: They start small scale.

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