Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!
Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?

A: spookghetti
Q: why are anteaters and aardvarks so healthy?

A: they are full of anty-bodies!
Q: which is the most talkative flower?
A: tulip because it has two lips

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