Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?

A: A title wave

Q: what animal is always lost?

A: a where wolf