Giraffian kid's stuff
A pregnancy and parenting comic.
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pika
Pika-Who?
PikaChu!
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: How do goldfish go into business?
A: They start small scale.
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