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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did one basket say to the other basket?
A: I weave you.
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer!
Q: What’s black & white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra!
knock knock
who's there
doctor
doctor who?
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