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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: How do you make a footballer feel cold?

A: Stand close to the fans
Q: Where do cows go on holiday?

A: Moo-York
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?

A: Rudolf
Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.

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