Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?

A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.

Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.

Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".