Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it!!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.