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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?
A: Because they have two left feet.
A: Because they have two left feet.
knock knock
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?
knock knock
who's there?
me
me who?
It's me, just open the door!
who's there?
me
me who?
It's me, just open the door!
Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: What has 6 wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck
A: A garbage truck