Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.
knock, knock
who's there?
yodel lay hee
yodel lay hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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