Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?

A: a christmas quacker
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Q: Why did Sam's dad kick the computer

A: Because he wanted to re-boot it
Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now

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