Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?

A: The meat ball!
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?

A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: what color is a hiccup?

A: burple.
Q: How did the frog cross the road?

A: He tied himself to the chicken.

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