Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what do you put in a box to make it lighter?

A: holes.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.
Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

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