Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!

Q: what has four wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck!

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!

Q. Where did the sheep go for a haircut?

A. To the baaah ber!