Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: ...footprints in the butter

Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite