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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?
A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish.
A: You can't tuna fish.
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crummy.
A: Because he was feeling crummy.