Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Ha ha I made you say yahoo!
Q: Who won the game of chess, the cheetah or the jaguar?

A: The cheetah. He cheated!

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