Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.

Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!

Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!

Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?

A: A selfish shellfish.