Giraffian kid's stuff
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
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Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?
A: when U and I aren't there!
Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.
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