Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q. why do fish swim in salt water?

A. because pepper makes them sneeze.
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: It had too many problems!
Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

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