Funny jokes for little kids

Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.

Q : why did the horse cross the road

A : because the chicken got hit

Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE

Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr

Knock knock
Who there
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper