Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did one basket say to the other basket?

A: I weave you.

Q: What did the dog say to the other dog?

A: I had a ruff morning.

Q: What is green and sings ?
A: Elvis parsley

Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.