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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?
A: The police catch him red handed!
A: The police catch him red handed!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A big, red rock eater!
A: A big, red rock eater!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: Why do kangaroo mothers dread bad weather?
A: Because their joeys have to play inside
A: Because their joeys have to play inside