Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?


Q: What kind of driver has no license?

A: Screwdriver!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7 8 9!!

Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!

Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet