Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts!

Q: How did the frog cross the road?

A: He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. why do fish swim in salt water?

A. because pepper makes them sneeze.

Q: What did the dog say to the other dog?

A: I had a ruff morning.