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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?
A: A Pork Chop
A: A Pork Chop
Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?
A: Too many cheetahs!
A: Too many cheetahs!
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!