Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.

Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?

A: On a telebone!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q:What do you call a bear without ears

A: a b

Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!