Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: What is a cow's favorite place?

A: The mooooooooovies
Q: How do goldfish go into business?

A: They start small scale.
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish.

View all jokes