One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr

Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.

Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
A: To show his girlfriend he was not a chicken