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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
A: Because 7 ate 9!
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?
A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?
A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!