Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why did the computer need glasses?
A: To fix his web sight.

Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!