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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: Where did the one-legged man work?
A: I-Hop
A: I-Hop
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".