Funny jokes for little kids
Q: Why did the computer need glasses?
A: To fix his web sight.
Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?
A: Hot, you can catch a cold.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!