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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: Why did Sam's dad kick the computer

A: Because he wanted to re-boot it
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!

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