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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt dalmation
A: A sunburnt dalmation
Knock knock
Who there
Apple
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper
Who there
Apple
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!