Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!

Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.