Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?
A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.
Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!