Funny jokes for little kids
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Q: What kind of building has the most stories?
A: The library!
Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?
A: Moooove over!
You know you are fat when you get on the scales it says "one a time please!"