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Jokes for little kids
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Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!
A: Take away his spade!
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?
A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
A: spookghetti
A: spookghetti
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A: Too much competition!
A: Too much competition!
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".