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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud
Q: Who won the game of chess, the cheetah or the jaguar?

A: The cheetah. He cheated!
Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!

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