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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: It beats walking!
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer!
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