Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what has four wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck!

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

Q: How do eels taste?

A: Shocking!

Q. What do you do when your nose is on strike?

A. Picket.

knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.