Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!

Q: What is the ghost's favourite key?

A: the spooky

Q: why did the football cross the road?

A: to score a touch down!

Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.