Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.

Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.

Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!

Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?

A: when U and I aren't there!