Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q. What do you do when your nose is on strike?

A. Picket.

Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!

Q: which Disney character would get the best reception?

Q: Ariel

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: It beats walking!

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.