Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.