Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now

Q. why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side

Q: What did the berry say to the other berry?

A: I am berry happy