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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A. You're too young to smoke
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!

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