Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!

Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: Why didn't the turkey eat his dinner?

A: Because he was already stuffed.

Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a chicken?

A: a cockapoodledoo!