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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: which is the most talkative flower?
A: tulip because it has two lips
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: a meowntain
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q. what happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?

A. It gets wet.

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