Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Where do Hamsters live?

A: In Hamsterdam

Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!

Q: Who went into the bear’s cave and came out alive?

A: The bear