Funny jokes for little kids

Q: which Disney character would get the best reception?

Q: Ariel

Q: why did the football cross the road?

A: to score a touch down!

Q: What word is broken when spoken?


Q: What is a cats favorite button on a remote?

A: The paws button.

Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.