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Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!
Knock knock
Who there
Apple
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: because he was looking for Pooh!
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

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