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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
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Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
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Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?
A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!
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There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
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Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
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