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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: Because he needed a third quarter.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: Why did Spiderman climb the wall?
A: Because he ate too much sugar.
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
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