Jokes for little kids

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Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: BARK BARK!
Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?

A: Take away his spade!
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.
Q: why is the ocean so friendly?
A: Because it gives out BIG waves!
Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?

A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!
Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?

A: Im all right now!
Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"