Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why Was 6 Afraid Of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9
(seven ate nine)
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!
Q: which is the most talkative flower?
A: tulip because it has two lips
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!
Where do the Bees use the bathroom?
The BP station.
Q. Have you seen the movie called The Tractor
A. I haven't either but the trailer looks really good!!!
Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!
Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.
Q: what is a tree's favorite drink?
A: root beer!
Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing
Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!
knock knock
who's there?
snowman
snowman who?
snowman are you not surprised I can talk?
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.