Jokes for little kids

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Q: What has 6 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: what do you call a dancing sheep?

A: a baaaallarina
Q: Where do Hamsters live?

A: In Hamsterdam
Q. What do you do when your nose is on strike?

A. Picket.
Q: What do you call a lineup of dolls?

A: A barbeque!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Q: What do you get when you cross a book with an egg??

A: A yolk book!!
Q: Where was tennis invented?

A: In Tennessee!!
Q. Why did the dog cross the road????

A. To chase the cat on the other side!!!
Q: What are fishes favorite subjects?

A: Fishics and Fishical Education.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q. Where did the sheep go for a haircut?

A. To the baaah ber!
Q: Which side of a parrot has the most feathers?

A: The outside!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?

A: A selfish shellfish.
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: Whats a sheep's favourite game?
A: Baaaaaadminton!!
Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage