Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
A: To show his girlfriend he was not a chicken
knock knock
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?
Q: where do fish save their money?
A: In the river bank!
Q: how do you close an envelope under water?
A: with a seal!
Q: What did the frog say when he had finished his book?
A: Read it!
Q: why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: because he was looking for Pooh!
Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish.
Q: How many worms does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Cause they don't have hands!
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash.
Q: How do eels taste?

A: Shocking!
BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?

A: a christmas quacker
Q: What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
Q: Why didn't the turkey eat his dinner?

A: Because he was already stuffed.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cow's go who?
No they don't they go mooooooo
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

A: Because of its bark.
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?

A: Rudolf
Q: What does a seal and a penguin have in common?

A: They're both not refrigerators.