Jokes for little kids

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Q: When does 6 come after 7?

A: In a countdown!
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president
Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?

A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!
Q: How many people does it take to fix an ice cream van?
A: 100s and 1000s
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: your age.
Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?

A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.
Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.
Q: what do you put in a box to make it lighter?

A: holes.
Q: Where do you go when there is a robber chasing you?
A: Safeway!!!
Q. Why did the chicken go down the road?
A. It was in the back of a car.
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: the sea weed!
Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.
Q: what has four wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck!