Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?

A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Because he was nutty!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
Q: How did the frog cross the road?

A: He tied himself to the chicken.
Q: When does the letter Z come before the letter A?
A: In the word "ZebrA"!
Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?

A: At the supermarket!
Q: Where do pencils come from ?

A: Pennsylvania!
Q: What's a horses favorite drink?

A: Lemon-neighed!
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Because he went nuts.