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Jokes for little kids
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Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!
A: Take away his spade!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!
A: in case he got a hole in one!!
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A: Too much competition!
A: Too much competition!