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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?
A: Im all right now!
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Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
A: It let out a little wine.
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Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moooovies
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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