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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do fish have on their birthday?

A: Fish cakes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What is a cats favorite button on a remote?

A: The paws button.
Q. why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
Q: What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
A: His shadow

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