Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because it was not peeling well!
Q: What insect lives in Antarctica?

A: An ant

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