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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?

A: At the supermarket!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the street?

A: To impress the chicks.
Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.
Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a chicken?

A: a cockapoodledoo!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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