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Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?
A: open the door, put it in and close the door.
A: open the door, put it in and close the door.
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
A: The president
BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.