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Jokes for little kids

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Q: When does “B” come after “U”?

A: When you take some of his honey
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?

A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?

A: Because his parents were in a jam.
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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