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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What does a seal and a penguin have in common?
A: They're both not refrigerators.
A: They're both not refrigerators.
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
A: I find you very attractive.