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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: When does “B” come after “U”?

A: When you take some of his honey
Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.
Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!
Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".

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