Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows

Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.