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Jokes for little kids
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Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew
A: A flew
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crummy.
A: Because he was feeling crummy.