Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

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