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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. ground beef
A. ground beef
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
A: Because 7 ate 9!
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?
A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.
A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.