Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.

Q: What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
A: His shadow

Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?

A: A selfish shellfish.

Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?

A: At the supermarket!