One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: what is the biggest ant in the world?
A: a gi-ant

Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch

Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cow's go who?
No they don't they go mooooooo