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Jokes for little kids
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Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
A: ground beef
Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?
A: A title wave
A: A title wave
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
A: Because it was dead.
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.