Q: What kind of driver has no license?

A: Screwdriver!

Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?

A: Color-ado.

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: what is red white and black?
A: a sunburned zebra

Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew