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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows