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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain!
A: Rain!
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: Why did the balloon burst?
A: Because it saw the lollypop.
A: Because it saw the lollypop.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.