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A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: how do you organise a space party?

A: you planet
Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: How does the teacher read schoolwork?

A: With her pupils.
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer

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