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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!
Q: what do you put in a box to make it lighter?

A: holes.
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."

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