Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: What is pink and fluffy?

A: Pink fluff

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. "Croaka Cola"