Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the snowman say to the carrot?

A: Get out of my face

Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!

Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash

Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates

Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.