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Jokes for little kids

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Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!

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