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Jokes for little kids

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One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!
Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!
Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: How did the bird learn to fly?
A: He just winged it!

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