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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships.
A: Fish and ships.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: What is green and hangs from trees.
A: Giraffe snot.
A: Giraffe snot.
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday!
A: His horse's name was Friday!