Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: your age.
Q: Why was the baby ant so confused?

A: Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q) What goes up and down but never moves?
A) Stairs
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president

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