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Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
A: To show his girlfriend he was not a chicken
A: To show his girlfriend he was not a chicken
Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?
A: Drumsticks for everyone!
A: Drumsticks for everyone!
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
A: Because 7 ate 9!