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Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
A: A puddle
Q: Where do pencils come from ?
A: Pennsylvania!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
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