Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What is a cow's favorite place?

A: The mooooooooovies
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?

A: when U and I aren't there!

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