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Jokes for little kids
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One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: What is the pirates favourite letter?
A: arrrrrrr!
A: arrrrrrr!
Q: what animal is always lost?
A: a where wolf
A: a where wolf
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
A: Do you smell carrots too?