Q:What do you call a bear without ears

A: a b

Q: What’s the biggest mouse in the world?
A: Hippoptamouse

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!

Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!