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Q: What do you get from nervous cows?
A: Milk shakes
A: Milk shakes
Q: What’s the biggest mouse in the world?
A: Hippoptamouse
A: Hippoptamouse
Q: What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
A: More then the lion
A: More then the lion
Q: What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
A: His shadow
A: His shadow
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal does?
A: Baby elephants
A: Baby elephants
Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain!
A: Rain!
Q: What has four legs and can't walk?
A: A table
A: A table
Q: What 3 inventions help man up in the world?
A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock
A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer
A: A buccaneer
Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
A: A puddle
A: A puddle
Q: When does “B” come after “U”?
A: When you take some of his honey
A: When you take some of his honey
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it
A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese
A: Nacho cheese
Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?
A: when U and I aren't there!
A: when U and I aren't there!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: ...footprints in the butter
A: ...footprints in the butter
Q. What has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes?
A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line
A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line
Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A: The meat ball!
A: The meat ball!
Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q: have you heard the roof joke?
A: Nevermind, it'll go over your head.
A: Nevermind, it'll go over your head.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."