Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the snowman say to the carrot?

A: Get out of my face
Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.
A child asked the mother why is your hair is becoming grey?
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"
Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?

A: to the "stake" house
knock knock
who's there?
me
me who?
It's me, just open the door!
Q: What is the ghost's favourite key?

A: the spooky
Q: What is white, turns brown and jumps?

A: Toast
Q: How do you make a footballer feel cold?

A: Stand close to the fans
Q: why did the computer get cold?

A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it!!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pika
Pika-Who?
PikaChu!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?

A: Too many cheetahs!
Q:What do you call a bear without ears

A: a b
Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?

A: He was afraid of the bark.
Knock knock
Who there
Apple
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper
Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE