Jokes for little kids

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Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.
knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: Where did the one-legged man work?

A: I-Hop
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite
Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!
Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

A: The outside!
Q: What’s black & white and eats like a horse?

A: A zebra!
Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!
Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt
Q: Who went into the bear’s cave and came out alive?

A: The bear
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.
Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides?
A: Horse with his eyes shut
Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash
Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew