Jokes for little kids

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Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?

A: A rainbow.
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: Why did Sam's dad kick the computer

A: Because he wanted to re-boot it
Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?

A: Oh, he is all right.
Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: What is a cats favorite button on a remote?

A: The paws button.
Q. why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
Q: What word is broken when spoken?

A: SILENCE
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?

A: It needed filling
Q: What do you say to a run away stop sign?
A: Stop, sign!
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Why did the balloon burst?

A: Because it saw the lollypop.
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?

A: By taking the psycho path!
Q: why did the football cross the road?

A: to score a touch down!
Q: which Disney character would get the best reception?

Q: Ariel
Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

A: Is that you mommy?
Q: Who is Ben 10's Dad?

A: Glen 20!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to get upset, it's just me
knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.