Jokes for little kids

Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.

Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

Student- Teacher, would you get upset at me if I told you something I did not do?
Tescher- No, why do you ask?
Student- Because I did not do my homework!!

knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.

Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

Q: Why did the man burn his ear?

A: He answered the iron!

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q: Why do kangaroo mothers dread bad weather?

A: Because their joeys have to play inside

Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

Q: What's a duck's favorite snack?

A: Quackers!

Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!

Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: It had too many problems!