Jokes for little kids

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Q: what is invisible and smells like bananas?

A: a monkey fart
Q. why do fish swim in salt water?

A. because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because it was not peeling well!
There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: what kind of animal is a ghost's favorite?

A: A cariBOO!
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Q. what happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?

A. It gets wet.
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.
Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks?

A: A big, red rock eater!
Q: How does Jack Frost travel?

A: By icicle!
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a chicken?

A: a cockapoodledoo!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Ha ha I made you say yahoo!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the street?

A: To impress the chicks.
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.