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Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: Because nobody else will do it for them.
A: Because nobody else will do it for them.
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt dalmation
A: A sunburnt dalmation
Q: Who won the game of chess, the cheetah or the jaguar?
A: The cheetah. He cheated!
A: The cheetah. He cheated!
Q: How does the teacher read schoolwork?
A: With her pupils.
A: With her pupils.
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark infested custard.
A: Shark infested custard.
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?
A: On a telebone!
A: On a telebone!
Q: where do polar bears put their money?
A: in snow banks
A: in snow banks
knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!
Q: Why did Spiderman climb the wall?
A: Because he ate too much sugar.
A: Because he ate too much sugar.
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What's full of holes and still holds water?
A: A sponge!
A: A sponge!
Q: Were you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now
A: No, I was the same size I am now
Q: What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
A: A doughnut!
Q: What is a room that does not have walls?
A: A mushroom.
A: A mushroom.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You're too young to smoke
A. You're too young to smoke
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"