Jokes for little kids

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(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: What do fish have on their birthday?

A: Fish cakes
Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A: A wooly jumper!
Q: What did the ceiling say to the wall?

A: Meet you in the corner!
Q: What kind of room can you eat?

A: A mushroom!
Q: what day do potatos hate the most?

A: fry-day!
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moooovies
Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?

A: A title wave
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Don't get so excited, it's just me!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?

A: The police catch him red handed!
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?

A: A snailer!
Q: When do antelopes celebrate their birthdays?

A: On a leap year!!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!
Q: Why was the baby ant so confused?

A: Because all of his uncles were ants!