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Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows
Q: What is the pirates favourite letter?
A: arrrrrrr!
A: arrrrrrr!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!!
A. Because 7 8 9!!
Q: Where do cows go on holiday?
A: Moo-York
A: Moo-York
Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?
A: Color-ado.
A: Color-ado.
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: a meowntain
A: a meowntain
Q: What dogs keep the best time?
A: a watch dog
A: a watch dog
Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?
A: Noah's Shark!
A: Noah's Shark!
Q: what color is a hiccup?
A: burple.
A: burple.
Q: What has a bottom at its top?
A: A leg.
A: A leg.
Q: What did the boat say to the other boat?
A: Sea you later.
A: Sea you later.
Q. where do skeletons live?
A. in the dead sea
A. in the dead sea
Q: What kind of driver has no license?
A: Screwdriver!
A: Screwdriver!
Q: What is a cat's favorite car?
A: a catillac
A: a catillac
Q: What city do eggs live in?
A: New Yolk City
A: New Yolk City
Q: What kind of bow can't you tie?
A: A rainbow
A: A rainbow
Q: What is a cow's favorite place?
A: The mooooooooovies
A: The mooooooooovies
Q: What did the dog say to the tree?
A: BARK BARK
A: BARK BARK
Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
A: Between us, we have brains.
Q: What is the longest word in the word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's