Jokes for little kids

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it!
Q : why did the horse cross the road

A : because the chicken got hit
Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.
Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?

A: Because his parents were in a jam.
Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet
Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
Q: How does the sea say hello?

A: It doesn't, it just waves
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: What did the berry say to the other berry?

A: I am berry happy
Q: How do you make seven even?

A: You take out the s
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: It beats walking!
Q: What kind of witch lives in the desert?
A: A sandwich!
Q: What does Santa put on his toast?

A: Jingle jam
Q: why did the onion cry?

A: Because it cut itself
Q: how do you organise a space party?

A: you planet
Q: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: a fsh
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
Q: What happened when the egg laughed?

A: It cracked up
Q: What insect lives in Antarctica?

A: An ant
Q: what is the biggest ant in the world?
A: a gi-ant