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Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
A: spookghetti
A: spookghetti
Q. What do frogs drink?
A. "Croaka Cola"
A. "Croaka Cola"
Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A: Polygon!
A: Polygon!
Q: What does lightning wear under its clothes?
A: Thunderwear!
A: Thunderwear!
Q: What do you with a sick wasp?
A: Bring it to waspital!
A: Bring it to waspital!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. ground beef
A. ground beef
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hisssssstory
A: Hisssssstory
Q: What is pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff
A: Pink fluff
Q: What do you all a sleeping bull?
A: a bulldozer
A: a bulldozer
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: What is Dracula's favorite pet?
A: a blood hound
A: a blood hound
Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not here I come!
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not here I come!
Q: why did the cheese cross the road?
A: to get cheesed out
A: to get cheesed out
knock knock
who's there
doctor
doctor who?
who's there
doctor
doctor who?
Q: What is a ghost monkey's favorite food?
A: Boonanas!
A: Boonanas!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What does not get wet when it rains?
A: The ocean
A: The ocean
Q: What is green and sings ?
A: Elvis parsley
A: Elvis parsley
Q: What did the dog say to the other dog?
A: I had a ruff morning.
A: I had a ruff morning.
Q: What did one basket say to the other basket?
A: I weave you.
A: I weave you.