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Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?
A: Block his nose.
A: Block his nose.
Q: what has 4 legs, a head and a foot?
A: a bed
A: a bed
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)
A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)
Q: What do you call a flying dog?
A: Ruff take off.
A: Ruff take off.
Q: what is red white and black?
A: a sunburned zebra
A: a sunburned zebra
Q: What has four legs but never runs?
A: A chair
A: A chair
Q: What did the telephone give to its girlfriend?
A: a ring!
A: a ring!
Q: Why was the fish blushing?
A: He saw the ships bottom
A: He saw the ships bottom
Q: what animal is always lost?
A: a where wolf
A: a where wolf
Q: How did the bird learn to fly?
A: He just winged it!
A: He just winged it!
Q: What is a crocodile's favorite game?
A: Snap snap
A: Snap snap
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Take away their chairs.
A: Take away their chairs.
Q) What goes up and down but never moves?
A) Stairs
A) Stairs
Q: What does jam say when it accidentally tells a secret?
A: Jammit!
A: Jammit!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!
A: A walk!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: PORK-CHOP!
A: PORK-CHOP!
Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!
A. Nice belt!
Q: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
A: The Mississippi
A: The Mississippi
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Because 7 8 9
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates
A: Womb-mates