Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Not sure if this is funny or not but it was to me so here goes.
My 3yo wanted nutri-grain for breakfast – which isn’t the easiest word for a 3yo to say. He was saying some word I could not for the life of me work out so I asked him what does it look like it.
He said it was the colour of nanna’s dog with 3 holes in it. I immediately knew what he meant.
Mom and her 4 year old daughter were strolling in the back yard. "Sweetheart," asked mom, "should we plant a vegetable garden or have a flower garden?" Her daughter replied without hesitation, "Mom, lets have a kinder-garden!"
My son seemed unusually excited about an old rerun TV program 'Dinah Shore'. After it started he became agitated but continued to watch the program. Finally he threw his arms up in anger and shouted "MOM! This isn't about dinosaurs!"
Someone I know pointed to her tummy and told my 4yr old daughter that there was a little girl in there. She said "in your shirt" and she said "no, in my tummy" so my daughter lifted the reporters shirt and said, "I can't see it"!!
Back in Feb. my eight year old son had been playing with an older girl at our Mended Little Hearts meeting, before we left him and my five year old son went to the bathroom and Mr 8 told him that he should have kissed her while he had the chance.
My daughter covered her ears and said "Momma, can you hear me if I cover my ears"? I said yes, she said, "but why, I can't hear you if I cover my ears".
In our town there is a graveyard where the main street runs right through the center. My two daughters were discussing the situation when my 11 year old said she didn't understand why her grandmother would want to live right behind it. My 9 year old piped up," That's because when she goes, they won't have far to take her."
Mommy, does the 'MA' TV rating mean middle-aged?
If I could be anything in the world ... I would be a golf ball.
Mommy! This is made in Italy! I thought everything was made in China!