Autumn
This morning I put my son in the car then ran back inside to get something. He saw all the leaves that had blown into a pile overnight in our driveway. I heard him call out in an excited voice, "I found autumn!"
Funny things kids say
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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My son just walked up to me and announced, "Mom, I think it's a good day for mud wrestling!"
Huh?
MY bum
My son was running away from his Nana last night and Nana informed him if he didn't get back here she was going to spank his bum. He then spun around, put his hands on his hips and informed her "Oh I don't think so Nana. That's MY BUM!"
Taller
"I'm growing tall because I get the hiccups a lot"
Little sister
My younger son, who just turned 4 last week, was playing with his cabbage patch doll the other day, pretending that it was a baby sister. He was being very sweet to the doll, and tells me that he wishes he had a real baby sister, but then adds: "one that doesn't eat, so she won't grow bigger".
Too mad for kisses
My daughter was throwing a gigantic fit today because I made her come in from playing outside. I was talking with her and trying to get her to calm down, and I kissed her on the cheek. She immediately stopped crying and yelled, "Mama! No kiss me. I very mad right now!"
Then she scowled at me for a minute more and then smiled and said, "Okay, happy again." and went about her day.
Robot folder
I was folding towels yesterday, and Shane asked, "Do you have to do that?"
I replied, "Yes, they aren't going to fold themselves."
"Why don't you get a machine to do it," he said.
"That's a great idea! Can you make me one?"
"Like 3PO? Does that sound good?"
"Perfect."
Scarey bee
My son, shying back from a bee: There's a bee here, Daddy. I didn't want it to get upset, so I am giving it some time alone.
Torn sky
Tonight we were out for a walk and my son saw one of those airplane trails in the sky. He pointed and said, "See the sky? It has a rip in it!"
Holy underwear
(To the tune of It’s a Small World)
It’s the holy un-derwear
It’s the holy un-derwear
It’s the holy un-derwear
But only if the Christ Jesus wears it!