Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Master Four had a nightmare the other night and wanted his 'real mummy', he was convinced that I was a pretend mummy that had been taken over by an 'alien life force' and I had to answer a series of VERY technical questions and sing our special song just to convince him it was me! 45 minutes later... perhaps it was the fact that I was wearing no makeup... hmmmmm....
"Daddy, who would in a fight between god and superman?"
When i was 3 i used to sit on my blow up chair and my brother accidently sat on me and the chair blew up! I ended up on the floor splat on top of the blown up chair. My mother says "Don't worry honey, it happens." Now i think who has it happened to?!
A friend of mine had chemo and lost all her hair. She went to her letterbox to get the mail. The little girl next door (5 yrs old) said to her "Did you dye your hair bald".
Leaning back with her head on my shoulder looking heavenward, Caelyn, says with an awe-struck sigh, "Poppy, I love the smell of the stars."
"If you became a vegetarian when you are 40, and you live until you are 90, you live for 50 more years!"
... soooo ... what's that got to do with being a vegetarian?
Alec at about 4 and a half came out to the verandah, pointed out into the dark (on the property in the middle of nowhere) and looked back at his mother & said "There are dark forces out there mum... dark forces..."
Our toddler is firmly in tune with the word "no" now, and has the concept of ownership too. The other day, she stole a sausage off the bbq and wandered off with it. I asked her for a bite. The response?
"No. Is for babies. Is mine"
We always tell her things she's not allowed to have are "not for babies" so that one is coming back on us!
Out of the blue, my 9yo daughter announces "are you allowed to believe in something that noone has proven exists?"
me "er, yes"
her: "so am I allowed to believe in God then?"
Tried to explain to the toddler today that I have a baby in my tummy.
Many blank stares later, she tried to look up under my skirt!