Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
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Boy: (crying) No!! Please , don't make me get a shot, it's going to hurt!!
Nurse: It's going to be okay! You have to get one of these so you can grow up to be as big as your daddy.
Boy: (smacking himself on the forehead) Oh NO. My daddy is short!
Care provider, to little boy: Every time you go to the potty, I have to come in behind you and mop the floor. Why can't you just put all your pee-pee in the potty like the other little boys in class?
Little boy: Lady, do you know how hard it is to guide one of these things!?
My son and daughter twins aged 4 always ask me where does this or that come from? me and my husband were wanting another child so we tried but only we forgot to lock the bedroom door and the kids walked in asking us what we were doing i told them i was tickling daddy.
But then they asked us where they come from.
what an odd moment to ask but thats kids for you
My son is 5 years old and he is obsessed with my breasts. he was only on breast milk 9 months. One Morning he came into my rooom and said
Him :"Mummy can i snog your boobies"
Me: no you can't
Him: i bet you let Daddy and i know you let Katy (my 3 month year old daughtetr)
Me: No Ryan(my son) you can not
Him: your evil
he then stops out the room and i fall back asleep i wake up an hour later with him sqqueezing my breasts
Whatta strange child
I got a package delivery today. My daughter says "I wish I got a parcel too. As big as a fridge! And it was a giant toothbrush!"
Me: "do you need to go to the toilet or do anything else in the bathroom?"
Her: "No"
Me: "Ok, I'm going in the bathroom to have a shower now."
Her: "But I really need to go to the toilet!"
My youngest brother would not eat his sandwiches for lunch in year 1. Mum was cutting them in triangles. One day she inadvertently cut them in squares - he ate them because they weren't "so big".!!
When there's no clouds in the sky, the sun has a clear view of the whole earth.
It was Halloween and I was carrying my niece around trick-or-treating. She looked at my bunny ears and goes, "You're a bunny! Bunnies go, 'rabbit, rabbit'."
My daughter talks in double, triple, or even quadruple negatives. It makes her very hard to understand and I am constantly doing doubletakes.
Today she got some new conditioner and said:
"mum, this new conditioner doesn't make my hair not easier to brush".
I think she meant the new conditioner isn't as good as the old.