Funny things kids say

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.

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Where does it come from?

My son and daughter twins aged 4 always ask me where does this or that come from? me and my husband were wanting another child so we tried but only we forgot to lock the bedroom door and the kids walked in asking us what we were doing i told them i was tickling daddy.
But then they asked us where they come from.
what an odd moment to ask but thats kids for you

The shape of it

My youngest brother would not eat his sandwiches for lunch in year 1. Mum was cutting them in triangles. One day she inadvertently cut them in squares - he ate them because they weren't "so big".!!


When there's no clouds in the sky, the sun has a clear view of the whole earth.

Bunny Rabbit

It was Halloween and I was carrying my niece around trick-or-treating. She looked at my bunny ears and goes, "You're a bunny! Bunnies go, 'rabbit, rabbit'."

Double negatives

My daughter talks in double, triple, or even quadruple negatives. It makes her very hard to understand and I am constantly doing doubletakes.
Today she got some new conditioner and said:
"mum, this new conditioner doesn't make my hair not easier to brush".
I think she meant the new conditioner isn't as good as the old.

Not enough

"I'm going to have another drink. I've had one drink too less today"

Trains are better than food

The toddler is currently good at dodging both food and sleep. So we just has this conversation, at 3:30 in the afternoon, while she was playing with her train set:
Her: "Trains!"
Us: "No, you need to eat your lunch or go to bed".
Her: "No no no no no. TRAINS."

I Believe

I Believe there is a mountain. I believe there is a wave. I believe that many of us are waiting for someone to help us through that place that none know about so forgive us Lord and say too bad for we are happy now.

Not my meow

The other day the baby took her beloved stuffed cat out into the backyard, put it in a puddle to give it a good bath, and then dragged it through the mud back inside. Needless to say we washed it and hung it on the line to dry.
While it was drying the baby still needed a stuffed cat to sleep with, so we gave her one of Aisha's.
The baby declared this strange cat to be "Aida's meow"