Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Where do you go when there is a robber chasing you?
A: Safeway!!!

Q: Why Was 6 Afraid Of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9
(seven ate nine)

Q: what has four wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck!

Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: the sea weed!

Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR