Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.

Q: what has four wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck!

Q: Where do you go when there is a robber chasing you?
A: Safeway!!!

Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR

Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: the sea weed!