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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?
A: A selfish shellfish.
A: A selfish shellfish.
Q: What does a seal and a penguin have in common?
A: They're both not refrigerators.
A: They're both not refrigerators.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: PORK-CHOP!
A: PORK-CHOP!
Knock knock
Who's there
Iran
Iran who?
Iran 25 laps around the track and boy am I tired!
Who's there
Iran
Iran who?
Iran 25 laps around the track and boy am I tired!