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Jokes for little kids

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Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: Why did Sam's dad kick the computer

A: Because he wanted to re-boot it
Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

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