Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew

Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!

Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?

A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.

Q: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
A: The Mississippi