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Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.
A: A cheetah.
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: what animal is always lost?
A: a where wolf
A: a where wolf
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark infested custard.
A: Shark infested custard.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: ...footprints in the butter
A: ...footprints in the butter