Funny jokes for little kids

Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president

Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?

A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!

Q: How many people does it take to fix an ice cream van?
A: 100s and 1000s

Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!