Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet

Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: a fsh

Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.