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Jokes for little kids

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Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt
Q: What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.

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