Q: What city do eggs live in?

A: New Yolk City

Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Because he was nutty!

Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree

Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".