Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt

Q: why is the ocean so friendly?
A: Because it gives out BIG waves!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: What did the ceiling say to the wall?

A: Meet you in the corner!

Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!