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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
A: It let out a little wine.
A: It let out a little wine.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows
Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.