Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.
Q: Where do you go when there is a robber chasing you?
A: Safeway!!!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?

A: The meat ball!

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