Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?

A: Take away his spade!

Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!

Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.

Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.