Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?

A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!

Q : why did the horse cross the road

A : because the chicken got hit

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows