Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?

A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!

knock knock
who's there?
snowman
snowman who?
snowman are you not surprised I can talk?

Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."

Q: What are fishes favorite subjects?

A: Fishics and Fishical Education.