One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q. where do skeletons live?

A. in the dead sea

Q. Where did the sheep go for a haircut?

A. To the baaah ber!

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Q: where do polar bears put their money?

A: in snow banks