Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!

Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it

Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!