Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken go down the road?
A. It was in the back of a car.

Q: Where do you go when there is a robber chasing you?
A: Safeway!!!

Q: what is a tree's favorite drink?
A: root beer!

Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing

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