Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.

Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"

Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?

A: a life saver!

What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"

Q: What kind of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A: A private tutor