Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?

A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?

A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud

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