Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why did the balloon burst?

A: Because it saw the lollypop.

Q: Where do Hamsters live?

A: In Hamsterdam