Q: Why do kangaroo mothers dread bad weather?

A: Because their joeys have to play inside

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree

Q: When does 6 come after 7?

A: In a countdown!

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A stick.