Knock knock
Who's there
Iran
Iran who?
Iran 25 laps around the track and boy am I tired!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".

Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Because he was nutty!

Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!