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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?

A: Take away his spade!
Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr

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