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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates
A: Womb-mates
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark infested custard.
A: Shark infested custard.
Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.
A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.
A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.