Funny jokes for little kids

Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage

Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it

Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?

A: a tree frog

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.