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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?

A: Rudolf
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

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