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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?

A: spookghetti
Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president

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