Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: Why was the fish blushing?
A: He saw the ships bottom
Q: Why Was 6 Afraid Of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9
(seven ate nine)
Q: What is a cat's favorite car?

A: a catillac

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