Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

A: Is that you mommy?

Q: which is the most talkative flower?
A: tulip because it has two lips

Q: What’s the biggest mouse in the world?
A: Hippoptamouse

Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!