Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.

Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: What do you call a lineup of dolls?

A: A barbeque!

Q: What do fish have on their birthday?

A: Fish cakes