Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?

A: a tree frog

Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it

Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?

A: a life saver!