Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: BARK BARK!

Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

Q: What did the telephone give to its girlfriend?
A: a ring!