Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

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