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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates
Q: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
A: The Mississippi
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.

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