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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.
Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!
Q: What city do eggs live in?

A: New Yolk City
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates

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