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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. ground beef
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: Because nobody else will do it for them.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
Q: What is Dracula's favorite pet?
A: a blood hound
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