Funny jokes for little kids
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Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts!
Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?
A: a tree frog
Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?
A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it
Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?
A: a life saver!