Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What does lightning wear under its clothes?

A: Thunderwear!
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A: Lambo!
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!

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