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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What does lightning wear under its clothes?
A: Thunderwear!
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Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming trunks
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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
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