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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Q: What 3 inventions help man up in the world?
A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock
A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?
A: A pain in the neck.
A: A pain in the neck.
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.