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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
A: It let out a little wine.
A: It let out a little wine.
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: Because of its bark.
A: Because of its bark.
knock knock
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?