One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"

Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: It had too many problems!

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?

A: a tree frog