Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.

Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!

Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?

A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!