Q. Why did fruit punch and cereal box?

A. Because they were having a food fight.

Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?

A: spookghetti

Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose touches the ceiling!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Student- Teacher, would you get upset at me if I told you something I did not do?
Tescher- No, why do you ask?
Student- Because I did not do my homework!!