Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What kind of driver has no license?

A: Screwdriver!
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?

A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!

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