Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.
Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
Q: What does Santa put on his toast?

A: Jingle jam

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