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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?

A: He was caught bread handed!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: what do you put in a box to make it lighter?

A: holes.
Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: What kind of room can you eat?

A: A mushroom!

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