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Jokes for little kids
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Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?
A: A Pork Chop
A: A Pork Chop
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.
A: You take the s off.
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.