Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
Q: Why didn't the turkey eat his dinner?

A: Because he was already stuffed.
Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president

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