Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?

A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!

Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
A: More then the lion

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese