Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the street?

A: To impress the chicks.

Q: What did one basket say to the other basket?

A: I weave you.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: What has a bottom at its top?

A: A leg.