Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!!

Q: Why did Spiderman climb the wall?
A: Because he ate too much sugar.

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: a meowntain

Q: What did the snowman say to the carrot?

A: Get out of my face