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Jokes for little kids

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Q: How many people does it take to fix an ice cream van?
A: 100s and 1000s
Q: What kind of witch lives in the desert?
A: A sandwich!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!

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