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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Student- Teacher, would you get upset at me if I told you something I did not do?
Tescher- No, why do you ask?
Student- Because I did not do my homework!!
Q: Why do kangaroo mothers dread bad weather?

A: Because their joeys have to play inside
Q: What is the pirates favourite letter?

A: arrrrrrr!
Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"

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