Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: your age.

Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Q: How does the sea say hello?

A: It doesn't, it just waves