Q: How many worms does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Cause they don't have hands!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr

Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.

Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!