Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.
Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?

A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

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