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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!
A: Take away his spade!
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
A: It's tail.