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Jokes for little kids
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Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
A: ground beef
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!
A: Take away his spade!
Q: When does 6 come after 7?
A: In a countdown!
A: In a countdown!
Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?
A: The police catch him red handed!
A: The police catch him red handed!