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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Where do the Bees use the bathroom?
The BP station.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?

A: Oh, he is all right.
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates

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