Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What happened when the egg laughed?

A: It cracked up
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?

A: a christmas quacker
Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.
Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!

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