Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer

Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
A: A puddle

Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew

Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?