One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

knock knock
who's there?
me
me who?
It's me, just open the door!

Q: What kind of witch lives in the desert?
A: A sandwich!

Q: What did the berry say to the other berry?

A: I am berry happy