Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: How do you make a footballer feel cold?

A: Stand close to the fans

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash.

Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A: Lambo!

Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Because he went nuts.

Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew