Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!!

Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.

Q: Why did Spiderman climb the wall?
A: Because he ate too much sugar.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.