Q: What's full of holes and still holds water?

A: A sponge!

Q. Have you seen the movie called The Tractor
A. I haven't either but the trailer looks really good!!!

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.

Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".