Q: Who went into the bear’s cave and came out alive?

A: The bear

Q: what is the biggest ant in the world?
A: a gi-ant

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: what is a tree's favorite drink?
A: root beer!

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash.