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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark infested custard.
Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?

A: when U and I aren't there!
Q: How do you make seven even?

A: You take out the s
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!

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