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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?

A: Drumsticks for everyone!
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Knock knock
Who's there
Iran
Iran who?
Iran 25 laps around the track and boy am I tired!

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