Q. where do skeletons live?

A. in the dead sea

Q: What is a cow's favorite place?

A: The mooooooooovies

Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!