Q: Where was tennis invented?

A: In Tennessee!!

A child asked the mother why is your hair is becoming grey?
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.

Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.