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Jokes for little kids
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Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!
Q: When does 6 come after 7?
A: In a countdown!
Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?
A: The police catch him red handed!
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