Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?

A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.
Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.

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