Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Where do the Bees use the bathroom?
The BP station.
Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
Q: How do you make a footballer feel cold?

A: Stand close to the fans
Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?

A: Im all right now!

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