Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why did the onion cry?

A: Because it cut itself
Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: Where do Hamsters live?

A: In Hamsterdam

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