Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.

Q: what has 4 legs, a head and a foot?
A: a bed

Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?

A: to the "stake" house

knock, knock
who's there?
yodel lay hee
yodel lay hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!