Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.

knock knock
who's there
doctor
doctor who?

Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.

Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?

A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!