Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: With a witch watch.
Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
Knock knock
Who's there
Iran
Iran who?
Iran 25 laps around the track and boy am I tired!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?
A: Drumsticks for everyone!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A: Lambo!
Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: How do goldfish go into business?
A: They start small scale.
Q: why are anteaters and aardvarks so healthy?
A: they are full of anty-bodies!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts!
Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?
A: a tree frog
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?
A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus.
Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?
A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?
A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?
A: a life saver!